Am I crazy for believing in this?

So after some thinking over the years, I think I finnally made a backboned theory. I say God is an alien. But, not the only alien either. Where to star, Ill go chronologicly. Ok so you know that Judaism is an ethnic religion so itll only talk about major stuff in and near that area. Well. old testament is pretty much a re-write of sumarian history. Also, the use of God is plural in genesis, using our and us. But what exactly is a chariot of God? Ufo. How are there so many DNA homologies between apes and humans, while us still being in Gods image? God insemenated hi/her sperm/egg with an ape. Also sumarian art has human-like beings just bigger, and with devices like spaceships. Also, my theory of other Gods/aliens. Look up secret war in space on youtube, the NASA video. Also, other religions Gods, different shape, everything. We were slaves for them, but the slaves that walked with and under alien controll werent fully human, thas where Adam and Eve comes in. They chose the wrong alien race to follow, so we fell. Pyramids, those runway looking thingsin south america, knowledge of solar system, underground cities, slavery pretty much. They made us for labor, so they can go back to their home, from use of those things built, and remember where we are because of the arc, which kills because of radiation. Now to the death part of this theory. I think we enter the 4th dimension whe death comes, think about the bible, time is limitless and no feeling. Ongoing tesseract? Yes. Now to mass media, Assasins Creed series is rich in this. The Truth unlock pretty much sums up our history of when we walked with the aliens. The endings also. Especialy 2, with Merdina explaining ancient sumarian history. A new kanye song says,"The trying to tell me aliens built the pyramids..." Lastly, Mitochondria DNA or MTDNA. It goes up to 200,000 years back, here we are in 2011, humans been around, 10,000 scientificly aprox. So that proves the artificial insemination because their MTDNA gene was dominant over the apes'. Thus, taking our MTDNA back to when our "God" came from. I can give aloooooot more information on this, just ask.